Primal Carnage Beta Sign-Ups on now

I don't want to seem like a hipster, but I've been hanging out for Primal Carnage for years. The moment I found out you could be a dinosaur, I was waggling my abnormally short forearms towards my pockets, desperately trying to get my wallet out to buy it. I'm a man of simple tastes.

For example, in the first "Character Showcase" for the game - released to roughly coincide with the beta sign-up announcement - we get to see the Pyromaniac and the Carnotaurus in action.



And yes, as the title says - beta sign-ups are now available for the game - head to the sign-up page to try to get involved now! I'm most glad that they haven't gone and made the dinosaurs look like birds. Every time someone mentions dinosaur feathers not in relation to the Archaeopteryx I want to punch them in the crotch.