Halo 3 "Keep it Clean" Teaser Trailer

<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE



<\\> CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]



<\ OPENED PER OFFICIAL REQUEST [DARE.V.500341(S1)]



\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. [SUPERINTENDENT]



\ RECIPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES” [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]

>> NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”

>> (...) ~ QUERY RUNNING

>> (..)

>> (.) \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...



[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can you--”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “--put Kinsler on the line?”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: [UNITELLIGIBLE > DOG GROWLING(?)]

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Sorry, what?”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Oh, come on... ”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I need you to upload your--”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PARDON OUR DUST!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER] “--logs for the last twenty-four hours!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: [UNINTELLIGIBLE > PROFANITY (?)]

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We're sending a team, alright?”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Repeat and acknowledge.”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I'll take that as a ‘yes’...”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”



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\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \>
Length: 1:06